Barney has arrived in the BIG APPLE!
………and he is just in time! Today we celebrate Jill’s 2-month ampuversary! He came for the PAWTY! As you will soon see, I’m not sure she is so thrilled about this. He does have quite the distinctive smell.
Barney came rollin’ into NYC last night. Upon opening the box, the critters were very inquisitive. What is this thing? Why is it here? He is he dropping his r’s and saying wicked pissa? Why is he wearing that HIDEOUS dress?
Belle fell instantly in love with Barney and began ripping him apart (though I think Barney may weigh more than her) and trying to violate Barney (video to come at a later date). It seems Belle’s love affair with her Lampchop is over. Poor lampchop looking so sad in the background.
We need to change this accent and dress situation QUICKLY. So Barney got a change of attire and Jill had a little chat with the purple monster and I do believe by the time he departs NY, he’ll be offering me some CAWfee.  Being that Barney was sent here for Jill, I really did try my best to get her to warm up to him, I did. But. She really isn’t too fond of his, um, Eau de Doggie. I left them to snuggle today on the couch and am hoping when I get home from work today they will have bonded. She will need all the love he carries with him for tomorrow as she has chemo #2. I am so proud that we get to host Barney. I can’t wait to show him the sites of the BIG CITY!!!!!
Here are some pics of Jill and Barney “bonding”:
OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT ODOR
February 12, 2013 @ 2:38 pm
Did you get to keep the BOX, too??? =)
February 12, 2013 @ 2:46 pm
Sure did! and Jack is very happy about that!!!!! He is my “Jack in the box”! He LOVES being in boxes!
February 12, 2013 @ 3:57 pm
That’s pretty much the reaction Maggie had to Barney way back in Feb 2010, and he wasn’t nearly so stinky then!
Karen
February 12, 2013 @ 4:08 pm
Poor Jill looks like she is trying to stay conscious from Barney’s horrible stink!! Good luck tomorrow Jill, we’re all pulling for you!!
February 12, 2013 @ 5:00 pm
And don’t forget about the texture! Barney hasn’t been soft and strokable in years. He’s all crackly-stiff from many mouths and gallons of slobber and countless loogies. Do cats put stuffies into their mouths and slobber and loogie all over them? I didn’t think so.
Do you have one of those hallway garbage chutes that go way down below the street? If you’re missing a purple dino, go look there.
Shari
February 12, 2013 @ 6:28 pm
It really looks like she really want to pummel him
“get off me and go away stinky”
February 16, 2013 @ 1:15 am
Barney I never thought I’d see the day when you went all upscale on me and with a kitty! Wowwee! Lucky duck!
But maybe you outta shower before those slick city folk mistake you for a troll living under the subway system! I know you’ve got a pretty good funk on ya these days. Get all spiffied up ya hear, I can’t wait to see what big city adventures you go on.